bueno, resulta que en Inglés me mandaron hacer una redacción en la que me inventara un hotel raro y se me ocurrió esto.A ver que os parece:
The Middle Earth Resort

The first Hotel in Middle Earth! In the beautiful locations of Hobbiton, Moria, Lothlorien, Isengard and Edoras our bungalows have been built with the latest tecnologies.
You can choose one of our five hobbit holes, exact replicas of Bag End, Mr Bilbo and Mr Frodo Baggin´s house, and discover the hospitality of the halflings. For more information talk to our chiefs in the Hobbiton area, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck.
Or if you want a darker area and more adventure, you can choose one of our rooms in the mines of Moria or Isengard´s tower.The lates news advert this two places are infested by orcs and uruk-hais so, we recommend you to take a sword with your luggage. For more information you can talk to our chief in the Isengard area, Saruman the White, and to our chief in the Moria area, the Balrog.
If you want to meet the elves, you can choose one of our ten flets in Lothlorien. You will be in a realm of peace and tranquility, because the orcs can´t enter in this lands. For more information , talk to our chief in the Lothlorien area, Galadriel, Lady of de Golden wood.
And, at last but not least, you can also choose one of our 7 bungalows in Edoras, capital of Rohan. There, you can do horse-riding (Rohan´s horses are great!) and lots of activities(kill orcs, exorcise kings, etc). For more information, talk to our chief in the Rohan area, Eomer, Third Marshall of RidderMark.

Transport will be provided by Nazgul Airlines:
``We tried to find the Ring, but now we try to make you trip as comfortable as possible´´


Estoy terminando de traducirlo en estos momentos. Ahora mismo os paso la traducción.
saludos desde Minas Tirith,
Anariel


(Mensaje original de: Anariel Isilionel)