Diario de Sam
). Bueno, espero q os guste. Más abajo he puesto el diario de Legolas pero por alguna razón se ha guardado como si lo hubiese escrito el dia 18 ¿?THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF SAMWISE GAMGEE
Day One
Frodo stabbed by Morgul blade.
Oh no! Pippin cried.
Told Pippin it would be all right as Mr. Frodo far too hot to die
Did I say that out loud?
Day Three
Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him.
Gandalf told me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes.
So took clothes off him and gave him a bath.
And another one.
Then gave him another bath.
Gandalf came and told me six baths was quite enough, Samwise Gamgee
Poncy old git probably hasn't taken a bath since the Second Age
Day Four
Wonder if it is time for Mr. Frodo to have another bath yet
Day Five
Elf bubble bath v. colorful and pretty Gandalf no fun at all
*sulk*
Day Six
Mr. Frodo awake!
Is doing well although also seems concerned as to why his fingers are all wrinkled
Decided not to tell him about all the baths
Day Seven
Snuck into Council of Elrond.
Frodo offered to take Ring to Mordor.
Mr Frodo is so brave, handsome, tall and wonderful!
Okay, so possibly isn't all that tall
Day Eight
Off to Mordor.
Other members of Fellowship v. dodgy if you ask me
Especially Boromir.
"Teaching Merry and Pippin how to sword-fight" my Aunt Lobelia.
Obviously pervy hobbit-fancier who likes to roll around
with small men in shorts
Day Nine
Aragorn just as pervy as Boromir.
Obviously fancies Mr. Frodo.
Will kill him if he tries anything
Day Ten
V. dark in Mines of Moria.
Used flat edge of sword to whack Aragorn every time he tried to pinch Mr. Frodo in the dark
Gandalf fell into bottomless pit.
Mr. Frodo said something later about pointy wizard hat,
but did not understand it as am innocent young hobbit from Shire not versed in wordily ways
Pippin says Legolas is shagging Gimli
Ick
Day Fifteen
Lothlorien v. pretty.
Blonde elf lady absolutely hitting on poor Mr Frodo left, right and center.
Pippin agrees.
Told Pippin height difference would make relationship impossible.
Pippin said Mr. Frodo could stand on stilts
Hate Pippin
Day Twenty-Two
Leaving Lothlorien.
Bye-bye grabby elf lady
Not sure where going exactly, but is obviously somewhere water-related, as have been given boats.
Do not care really as long as get to share boat with Mr. Frodo
Day Twenty-Three
Boromir finally acted on pent-up lust for Mr. Frodo.
Got shot down of course (hurrah!) but not before made spectacle of himself.
Claims was trying to take Ring so as to rule world and bring down evil, but we all know that's a big fib don't we
Day Twenty-Four
Boromir killed by orcs.
Knew orcs good for something
Frodo off to Mordor.
Taking me along, hurrah!
Mr. Frodo needs cheering up as seems inexplicably sorry to say goodbye to Gimli, as well as is depressed and claims is now sure he will die a virgin in the barren wastelands of the Dark Lord's realm
We will see about that
(Mensaje original de: Kibil Nala)
#1 Respondiendo a: Anónimo
Otra parodia de ESDLA, lo malo es q está en inglés. Es bastante buena, me la enseño una amiga la cual la vio en un foro (insisto, no era el de Terra
Gracias, de todas maneras, Kibil,
Hiniglin
#1 Respondiendo a: Anónimo
Otra parodia de ESDLA, lo malo es q está en inglés. Es bastante buena, me la enseño una amiga la cual la vio en un foro (insisto, no era el de Terra
Ja ja ja, to bueno, tio, la verdad es que tu amiga la que te lo ha dicho debe ser la monda, ademas de muy carismática. Oye, pq dices lo del foro de terra, ¿no habrás entrado ahi, verdad? ¿verdad gandalf? Es que dicen que se usan palabras sucias... uf que grima. : S Volviendo al tema del diario, to bueno, pero poco real. Cuando yo estuve en Rivendell (aprovecho para decir que he sido bendecida por Elrond) no me ofrecieron NI UNA DUCHA, y Frodo venga a bañarse... no no no. Elrond no toleraría tales diferencias por el hecho de que uno va a salvar la tierra media y el otro no...
En fin, que muy divertido el mensaje, y ademas creo que deberías sentirte orgullosa de ser una escupeelfos.
Me despido, un saludo.
La Petu
(Mensaje original de: Petulante Tuk)
#2 Respondiendo a: Hiniglin
¿Sabes en que web puedo encontrar esas parodias? Me ha gustado la de Legolas. Si puedes desirme algo...
Gracias, de todas maneras, Kibil,
Hiniglin
(Mensaje original de: Kibil Nala)
#1 Respondiendo a: Anónimo
Otra parodia de ESDLA, lo malo es q está en inglés. Es bastante buena, me la enseño una amiga la cual la vio en un foro (insisto, no era el de Terra
esta mortal. Esta chulo chulo chulo, sobre todo la parte de los baños de sam a frodo en rivendell, q a PJ se le olvidó poner en la pelicula ;P
(Mensaje original de: Aldesterel)